Beautiful meaning when you read, awful mash-up of words when you translate

Last guy has energy I need but would probably ignore

I find it funny when they show the script and you know the language cause they just used a modern one and it says something like "Stop, no entry. Leave this area." and they translate it as a death curse will be placed on any who enter.

1,000 years from now the warning,
“dog diggity don’t enter, bro”
Would also be nonsense no English language expert could translate accurately