Stick fight

Well shit, i didn't see the magic staff
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Redo?

To late pal, you've just lost your arm

I can handle the gun with one hand but with that leg I just shot you've got decreased agility.
I still have 16 bullets.

I never had any agility to begin with my guy

Well then sayonara, *goes for the headshot* wait i am not any marksman either *misses*

I'll just stand behind a cow

Goddamn man gimme me a break. I am still recovering from that street shitting joke from earlier

This is my plan, weaken you with stereotype jokes then go for the final blow

Coward.
*googles irish stereotypes*
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Well, with that body powered by potatoes and alcohol running through those veins, you're gonna drop dead any second now old man

You forgot about my pot of gold and my leprechaun

Oh wee