Grandma is the true saviour

An ostrich can kick faster than you can swing a stick

My dad found out I was getting bullied at school. He asked me what was happening and I told him a kid was taking my lunch. My dad asked "Why are you letting him?" The next day at school when he tried taking my lunch I hit him with my lunch bag. I got hauled into the principals office and Dad got called. The principal reprimanded Dad and he shot right back. He asked how the principal could defend someone who was stealing a kids lunch and punish the kid for defending himself. Over night Dad found me a better school and I didn't worry about bullies for a very long time.

Hehe @parisqeen CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKNESS BODY PART