Oh bother

It's a strange world when you have access to maybe 30% of what most countries can see on the Internet

To be fair, if it was a bad guy, Winnie the Pooh is still a fully grown bear

Well actually he isn’t he is just a teddy bear.
All the animals are just toy animals. That’s why Eeyore’s tail keeps falling off.
The hundred acre woods is just where Christopher Robin kept his stuffed animals so no one could shame him for playing with them.