"Please cover mouth and nose"

Well if you don’t offer they may not know they have the option. That may be the only thing between you and your desire.

You're right

I would think your best bet would be to offer it regularly to those around you and every woman you see in public. I’ve never tried it but I’m 100% sure it will work.

Someone will say yes after a while

Ah yes, the Boomhauer special technique.

You just need a can-do attitude!