May I offer you a broccoli in these trying times?

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May I offer you a broccoli in these trying times?

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purplepumpkin · 3 years ago · FIRST

Imagine being with your so wearing a garland of broccoli, and still finding each other sexy enough to write about it

happy_frog · 3 years ago

I mean, I do like cheese broccoli, so I can kinda see that. And hey, if you can't bond over edible flowers, are you really meant to be together?

purplepumpkin · 3 years ago

I can't say I share your tastes, but you do you! Have some cheesy broccoli *winks*
But idk y'all could bond over fried courgette flowers for instance!

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snowbeast · 3 years ago

I would totally be up for some hanky panky if a nice lady offered me broccoli

purplepumpkin · 3 years ago

The way to your heart is so pure and simple
Please accept some broccoli
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.dfXTUx2P7L3Fu0CNMGocEQHaLH&pid=Api
(no hanky panky intended, just wanting to be nice)

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snowbeast · 3 years ago

*swoons*

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