Well cringe isn't hard to find on reddit, but sorry to have disappointed you. As an atonement I can eat 2 pounds of your arms after someone else strangles you?
Cool! Or I can even go Venice merchant and eat them while you're alive.
You can cut them yourself and mail them to me in a sealed container with ice packs? (and a slip that says you don't have diseases, that would be a weird -although hilarious- way to get aids)
Or you can get a ride with this guy https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/stuck-71-hours-in-an-elevator-man-kills-and-eats-his-wife-to-survive/
You can cut them yourself and mail them to me in a sealed container with ice packs? (and a slip that says you don't have diseases, that would be a weird -although hilarious- way to get aids)