I wonder if everyone would fall for it

You're the only one who'd get invited again.

I have been accepted into a clan and now I am afraid

It's not very thug, you'll get used to it in no time. Virgin sacrifices are on Fridays.

I’ve been going along for a month, and now and I think that I should’ve established some boundaries by the time we were eating Jupitersnakes.

*does it* Do I get the quote?

You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.