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nicengelman
· 3 years ago
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There are literally two known instances of a human being killed by a dolphin.
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lydia
· 3 years ago
I think it's less that, and more the...uh, rape.
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nicengelman
· 3 years ago
Well maybe if we didn't dress so sexy around the dolphins...
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Well maybe I wanna dress sexy around the dolphins ok
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mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Dolphins aren’t evil they are just playful like a dog that doesn’t realize it’s no longer a tiny puppy but is now a gigantic dog and so it accidentally KILLS the kitty it was playing with and they are bit of a rapist.
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