I'll take tonight

I think paperwork would get all screwy if someone has three spouses

You marry one, I the other just for tax purposes.

When a guy marries 5 women in 3rd world countries he is regarded as a monster, but when a girl gets 5 guys to bone them they're a hero in lgtb eyes because it's the new poly varient

The important part is consent

Not really, modern society has completely demolished intimacy to the point were literally anything goes. Shits all fucked.

What?