Opens the curtains to blind my eye

My mom legit dragged me out of bed and poured water on me one time.

monke.

I shit you not today I was hungover and I had to go get a a ct scan for my back (dr never filed it with the insurance company so it was a waste of time) and my mom literally kicked me off the bed. Falling 4 ft while still snoozing while having a broken back fucking blows so hard. Thankfully I landed on my chest instead of my back. She then proceeded to bitch about the dr not filling out the paperwork and all I could think was all this shit is your fault in the first place; as you asked me to move a big ass garden pot all over the fucking place.