Relationship advices be like

Let me help: Imagine rossie odonnelle asking you to go down on her after a long walk in a humid environment whilst wearing corduroy. (you're welcome)

Yeah but then I just wouldn't be in a relationship with her

And I'll be honest, it wouldn't matter how clean and well groomed Rosie Odonnell was, that's one bacon sandwich I'm always going to pass on

@bluelagoon D: jesus.....