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bluelagoon
· 3 years ago
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Jew: Time travels into the bunker and shoots him in the head before he can. "Ha! Take that bitch!" the world never knew, but he knew.
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nicengelman
· 3 years ago
I often daydream about time traveling and murdering Hitler and the more complicit of the Nazis but I always hit this odd divide between wanting to stop everything from happening and wanting them to know exactly why I'm killing them. I'd rather save lives than dole out punishment but still I'd love to be able to show them that they failed and fate found a way to revisit their horrors upon them. And if anyone wants to bring up the concept of reeducating them before it all happened, I would strangle Hitler as a baby with his own umbilical cord, so you can miss me with that shit
bethorien
· 3 years ago
to be fair, the easiest way to stop hitler from becoming hitler is to stop world war 1. Hitler became who he was from a mixture of his upbringing, spoiled by his mother and abused and beaten out of hatred and disappointment by his father, and world war 1. To elaborate on that last bit, Hitler was a big patriot during that time, he went and fought for his country and was proud of his service, he gets back from the war to see a country that doesn't support its military and subsequently got pulled into the national socialist movement, a movement that heavily propogandized the problems in the war being blamed on jews, claiming they acted to hinder the war effort. That mixed with the extreme state being being lost from coming home to a homeland that didnt appreciate him all let to Hitler becoming the man he ended up being, a person who had an enemy and a country to fix that he felt only he could fix correctly.
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nicengelman
· 3 years ago
I'm not saying you're entirely wrong but there were pogroms before WWI, in between WWI and WWII, and after WWII. People are just shit really, and even if there wasn't Hitler or Franz Ferdinand or anything things would eventually have headed the way they did. These are people that long before they went after the jews they started killing kids with down syndrome because they considered them to be a burden on the system, and even euthanized people in wheelchairs because they wanted to discourage them from potentially breeding more crippled children. And like I said, it's not like the Germans were the first people to go after my ancestors, but my god were they enthusiastic about it.
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
That actually makes sense. It's like why you can't charge someone with a crime before they commit it.
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famousone
· 3 years ago
Yeah. If I time traveled to meet Hitler before he was a piece of shit I'd wanna try to talk to him. See if he could be steered off course, or convinced that it wouldn't be worth doing. I would be able to kill him, and may try if I could be convinced that history wouldn't suffer for it. But it wouldn't be a righteous killing at that point in time. Just blood on my hands for a ghost of a hope.
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
idk who downvoted you; but spot on my man, Fuck the downvotes.
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famousone
· 3 years ago
I'm used to haters. I legit don't know why anyone would object to nonviolently preventing tens of millions of innocent deaths.
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jd1984_1
· 3 years ago
Some people just want to watch the world burn.