i will murder you

and then i grabbed my gun! - R Kelly

I mean sweet and salty, I for one wouldn’t mind trying it

Imma bought to commit a war crime if this happens to me

One time when I was working at a bakery, my coworker filled what should have been a key lime doughnut with the wasabi from our other coworker's lunch... I'm glad it made their day. Mine was spent gulping water.