in all fairness, every single cat I've ever looked after has been super fucking weird. I loved em all, but they are seriously strange as hell; like they were all abducted and experimented on and given superpowers only they know about.
Idk... some random cat came into my backyard tonight and just started to lick the trunk of my japanese maple. I have no idea why; there was nothing there.
(idk, spitting noises)