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What a coincidence. My phone has a legs measuring app

-suspicion intensifies-

-honesty intensity off the charts-

But WHY do you have this

I DONT KNOW. Tim Apple is running out of app ideas to justify $1,000 phone I guess
-shrug-

Well you'll have to let me out of the cage if you want to measure them

Will you stop fighting strangers on the internet?

I’ll take your silence as a no