Kapre [MythologicalSubstance]

Ayy, a monster from my Country. I actually have a theory how this monster came about; I think the locals of that time saw Spanish soldiers smoking in the woods and mistook them for Monsters. They were pretty tall compared to the indigenous people and coupled with the beard, that they likely grew from the days of travel from Spain to the Philippines, and body hair that European have, made them look very hairy.

I like to climb trees and smoke cigars. I dislike children and strangers. Am I a Kapre?

Reverse your clothes? Pervy monster just wants to watch people undress.

if you don't keep your bearing it's almost inevitable you'll walk in a circle, as the earth is curved. What seems like a straight line isn't.