The doors of the Pantheon

We might wanna switch "someone" for, idk, a watermelon or something

Use it as a new execution method

Why are we executing watermelon?

Watermegone

We aren't, we're executing criminals

Well what did the watermelon do to be labelled criminals?

Commit a waterfeloney

I never said we were executing watermelons

Then you should know that a well planned and built device is easier to repair and maintain. "My leige, may we NOT use the finest bronze for thine door, copper shall last many times our lives and tis cheaper." "Back Satan, bronze is what hath been spec'd and tis shall be. I curse thee, may yee die upon the day this door is felled.".. old tour guide: "or, at least that's how the story goes. Door still stands... I am soooo tired."

Jesus dude, learn to read a joke.

The irony abounds.

Yah.