And they did it using metric.

You should have just used a rabbit, like the Chinese

To the above, I didn't know the Chinese used rabbits. I assume it's because they're plentiful and they were still pretending humans had rights.

The Chinese mythology has a rabbit on the moon pounding mochi instead of a man on the moon made of cheese

That's a cool bit of info. Sending the rabbit to see his space brethren. Too funny.

Well in some versions of it the rabbit goes back and forth from the moon because there's a goddess on the moon making the elixir of life or something. Idr why the rabbit is involved in this but there you go

Need for research initiated.

ok but like how do we mine the cheese in low gravity

Nets are probably used for capturing the cheese chunks as they break off. As for a drill, you'd need one specific to the type of cheeses.

do they get cheddar from the core since its more orangey?

Cheddar is mined by the British Lunar Force (BriLF). The French mine the emmental and brie

what do the americans mine?

Fake cheese. They don't actually drill, they have a plastic factory disguised as a drilling machine

You have never had American cheese.
We mine it with machine guns, and for some reason ya'll call it "Swiss".
(Real shit though, American cheese isn't canned. If you get a chance to try our real cheese and chocolate, try it)

Wait, who cans cheese?

Wait, who bags milk?

american cheese goes perfect on burgers and on the bottom of a bowl of ramen

You shut up, @Cakelover. That was a long time ago.

*shuts up*

@cakelover since you love cake and are obviously a cheese enjoyer, what are your thoughts on cheesecake

A good cheesecake is glorious. Are you offering?

i wish i was