I see your basket cat & raise you a basket cat

I dunno @Nelson, that's a pretty adorable cat.

I have the legal documents proving my cat’s superior adorability

Cat adorability isn't quantifiable. Lucky for you, as my cat would win paws down. Look at her little beans!!

Hmm .. believe my own eyes or independently verifiable evidence? Is beauty truth or can the truth be ugly and counter to my own experience? If only I knew the answer.