They look like they have your best interests at heart

The democratic one looks like he'd host an evangelical show on TV

The Democrat one looks like if Jimmy Carter went to one of those caricature artists at an amusement park

Snow Meister and Heat Meister

One looks like he just got you to sell your soul to him and the other is watching you, waiting while you do something stupidly dangerous that's about to kill you so he can collect your soul.