softly? mine groans as loud as she can to wake everyone up so we will feed her for her to stfu.... then she wants pets but 2 sec later she doesn't then 5 sec later she does.... This is the only cat i won't cry about when she dies. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but she is such a pain in the ass. All my other cats have been too friendly, but they were so so cool. One learned how to climb on my roof, and hop next to my window so i could let her in while i was watching a movie and getting stoned. Another loved to sit on my shoulder like a parrot. Another would lay atop me anytime i snoozed and would like... act like an egyptian on my arm rest while i gamed. Lastly, when i was a kid I had one who would attack anything that barked at me. She obviously died young, but her memory lives on.
Because that's how you get Catfluff to visit you