You're acting rather suspicious Potter

Do you take this penis, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse, until death do you part?

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Penis, shall not be infringed.

To boldly go where no penis has gone before

Hmmm. Well- now that would explain why in the movie he was yelling about it.