FUCK ALL YOUR SHIRTS! IM WEARING MY STAR WARS SHIRT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS. I HAVE THE POWERS AND ABILITIES OF BOBA FETT, DARTH VADER, YODA LUKE SKYWALKER, CHEWBACCA, BEN KENOBI and a Jawa.
My shirt has Avtomat Kalashnikova Vintovka 1947 (Kalashnikov's rifle mechanism). Do I now have powers of heat, speed and time, and finally speak Russian better than a 5 year old?
I'm able to send people back in time, so I may feed on their time energy to live by merely touching them, But I can only move to do so when i'm not being looked at. That's okay though, a blink is all I need.
Or it COULD be because our govt is so fond of sending them to fight battles military might alone can't possibly win.
No, but go on trying to be macho by extension.
Woah woah woah. You WANT to be Elsa? Wasn't like half the movie Elsa running away from society because she couldn't control her powers and they turned her into a monster in the eyes of her people? Who she accidentally plunged into an eternal winter? The same woman who nearly killed her sister /twice/?
You don't want to be Elsa.
Wait a minute, I don't have any powers, nor parents!
So Brain Power
Um...?
No, but go on trying to be macho by extension.
You don't want to be Elsa.
DO NOT QUESTION MY POWER!