@kakaburra I had to read this 3 many times. Beat my record, if you can.

Oh,DearGod,I'mshypleasedon't.

I'm skeptical for a few reasons, but hey, there's lots of bookstores and people in the world. It's not outside the realm of possibility for someone to call one, not knowing where to turn.
It's not even that hard to imagine all those people lining up to give hilarious suggestions for how to go about it.
Skydiving, with a backpack full of Jell-0 is a personal favorite of mine. Or maybe drowning in a (literal) pool of Jell-0.
I'm not sure why so many of these revolve around Jell-0...

I'd *whoosh*, but Drumpf's hair might do that ghastly levitation trick again.

Kinda late to the party, honestly.
FS has a website dedicated to it.

Oh, we've DEFINITELY got our share of trumpettes.

Yeah, that conversation went nowhere.
But F me for trying to get answers, I guess.

For his sake, I hope not.

His magic doohickey rocks did.

I'd watch it with you until we created some happy little accidents (surprises) of our own. <3

Oh, she's totes going to penetrate his border wall. ;)

Why are you acting like you don't know that I'm the closest thing FS has to a celebrity?

3. You missed the Bromance.
4. Wrong.

Penis: Awake
Human: Asleep

If Numbah Wun couldn't make it so, Best Captain would simply call upon his Bestie Q to deal with that pansie.

The people who believe any text above a picture?