Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Reject modernity. Embrace crab 8 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
And always have been, my fellow crab.
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Take a trip down the GI subway 10 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I think my partner is trying to insist that we do that but I can't think of a subtle way to ask if that's what they're inferring sometimes.
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Happy 19th anniversary, Techno Viking! 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Fuck yeah Olaf in da mix!
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Bbw foot fetish fidget spinning midgets 13 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Moustache and a mullet, I would expect no less.
The Comparison is Uncanny 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I was literally just telling someone about this comparison. Dude tore the mask off and thought he had a spiritual experience.
It always gets a laugh out of the girls 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
A memorable early moment in my relationship was us in an Adam and Eve sex shop looking at dirty stuff together but both wearing DnD shirts. The people behind the counter were just looking at us all kinds of crazy.
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American Police Magazine issued in Japan CSI 1985 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Is that a giant taco down by his elbow?
ART o_O 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Additional pylons required!
Trump is a meme that just keeps on giving <3 66 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
All of your words make me want to vomit.
Forget bed bugs, I have a bed hog problem 7 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I don't see the problem here.
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Lofi hymns to study holy scripture to 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
YES, ALL THE WARHAMMER.
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Her reactions adorable I must say 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Ha they never stop chewing.
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My wife crocheted this for our son, turned out pretty cool 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
You can really see in evil in Darth Jar Jar's face. Love it.
Evil eric 4 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Do you also not have beans?
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L’Ange et la Mère by Louis Janmot 2 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Lol when even the angels are praying for you.
Driving through a city nearby and came across this little corona, the guy driving has a 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
It's just Pestilence cruising around.
Better than most Americans 29 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I agree with "what the fuck is going on here..."
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*blood everywhere* 6 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Ngl man usually I give your comments a TLDR response but I really like that perspective. Kudos to your friend.
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Two of my favorite movies 1 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
*curses in Arabic*
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Anon f*cked up 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
They're called flights of stairs for a reason.
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Princess Xvarnahnoke 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
That wolf is high as fuck.
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WWJD? 3 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
I always pictured him as a dnd pally with lay on hands who could only ever keep 12 people in his aura range.
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What you guys think 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
FryPhone.
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What you guys think 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
FryPhone.
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Worked up the courage to wear a skirt! 5 comments
nightkami · 3 years ago
Looks cute! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise :)
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