Then kill her.
No witnesses, right?

What is the correlation between intelligence and butt size...?

Because His Tweets Are So Fucking Deep

It's his phone, not the poster's. If the poster screenshotted it, she would have to send it to her own phone from his phone, and then delete the screenshots from his phone before he notices. It was probably easier this way, OP probably doesn't want their brother to know they were snooping.

Why was this down voted? I don't understand. Wasn't bookhoarder just cheering for daily dose of cute?? Unless they were being sarcastic.... I don't know, but congrats DDoC, keep it up!

I think it's just saying that if he is Romeo, and you aren't Juliet, you are Rosaline. Not because of the dynamics between the characters, just in the sense that you won't be the one to die, because you are not Juliet.

You're right... it's a demon

It just looks disgusting to see floating bits of assorted food floating in cloudy water... why WOULD you want to stick your hand in something like that?

Probably somewhere in Australia. You know, where everything is trying to kill you. XD

Please explain??

No, it's when the dish water is nasty but you gotta put your hand in to let the water out.

I'm touched :')

Rmxndy? Fmqndp? Emindo? Iminda? Amanda? Ah, I like the last one best...

Okay, I was going to say that it wasn't very nicetrogen, but in that case, it is alrightrogen. I don't want to pick a fightrogen! Goodbye tylerchu, have a good nitrogen.

Why would you do this to the poor struggling chem students? .-.

*awaits answer excitedly*