Funny bit of trivia : the japanese kanjis for "music instrument" and "fire extinguisher" are the same, which might explain this meme, although I don't have strong evidence to support this intuition.

I remember the first time my eye crossed my best friend's. I never knew why I remembered it, as we didn't talk for months after that and strongly disliked each other at first. I think I was highly stressed which gave me a better memory, but that's it.

I had a very confused moment of "which season of Supernatural is this?" before I checked the comment section.

Is this... how one of these ended up pregnant with Ant man?

Be brave, Christmas is only seven months away.

It's a sweet combination between being cheap enough and not smelling like dish soap.

Desynchronised fish. (sounds like Nemo's retarded cousin repeteadly hitting the walls of its tank)

Plan : 1. sell everything to fly to Japan. 2. throw myself under a bus to get insurance money 3. enjoy delicious food 4. spend precedently earned money 5. repeat

I'm seing an avocado, but I don't know if that's normal.

That's nonsense, this cat is perfectly fit and adorable! Just fat enough! The structure of the thing seems quite flimsy though.

I like the one of the left, she's like "sup?" and looks like she's from a cartoon.

These kids deserve a raise, that's a good one.

That's an impressive prowess but I'm focusing on the dude with his head between his pal's legs... In the same situation I would have a nervous laughter and we'd all die.

They can.
I'm talking about amber, but not only, there have been occurrences of hair in fossils.
Plus, if the cells are preserved well enough, even if there's no actual hair anymore, we can still determine where they were.
However, this is true, we can't rule out this possibility, because it would require to have a specimen where the entire body is extremely well preserved, and even then, we couldn't be sure about the length. Unlikely though!

Setting the bar very high. It's good to have realistic goals for your children, you won't be disappointed.

The title has me concerned. I'm ace, but also gaining fat lately. What am I doing wrong?

According to this, I'm mentally sane! At least I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I love it! Especially the expression on her face, and the minimalistic background. Also her hands, hair and posture! (Actually I'm gonna use it as a desktop background for my new laptop^^)

My sister's remedy for hiccups is a punch to the stomach, not trying to hold back her strength. Not only was I almost certain she made one of my internal organs explode and couldn't I breathe for 30s, it also didn't work at all, and the hiccups hurt like a bitch after that.
She is much older than me but this day I learnt the hard way I could really not trust this nutjob to not damage me.

It isn't sustainance, but chewing on a blade of grass made me feel like a cowboy when I was little.
(also kinda like a cow)