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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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I would cry D: LOL 5 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

The Fork, weapon of the weak and the cowards. Really efficient.

That should do it 26 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

It's adressing those who "want to close wage gap", that's all women I think.

YES. Let's do this. 54 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

I'm an admirer of parkour, it looks like video games came true!

Seriously, why do we bother? 3 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Same! And when we're not together we watch it at random times, remembering how it felt like on the moment.

I was today years old 10 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

......Oh the memories.

Do you know this Royal Family? 8 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

The tartan one is super cute!

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F**king furies...Indeed (Shirogane_sama) 10 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Ok WOW. I'm not a furry, nor a lesbian, but she looks good.

The problem with kids, is 1 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

A valuable lesson has been taught that day.

Sweet home Alabama 3 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

I think they did and it's a cry for help.

Some excited little orcs 2 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

I once saw an episode of Extreme Cheapskates where they used roadkill for dinner. This is pretty tame in comparison.

That should do it 26 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

In their defense I got a master in paleontology which did turn out 100% useless, but on the other hand we were only 2 girls in my class so boys can have useless majors too.

The big Ouch 212 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Hey new comments brought me back, is it more advanced now?

Napolean... Gimme some of your tots 5 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Joey doesn't share food.

Advertising in Vietnam 1 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Imagine that, you buy one, she runs away. 10 years later, someone meets a stray Vietnamese wife. This is how Pokemon and slavery will come nicely together.

Picture of a single, trapped atom 6 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Now I'm picturing that atom with a tiny atom-mustache...

Wholesome meme guy!! 2 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Left is my face when I'm told these are the same person.

Berry club 3 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Avocado's late, but he also belongs there.

People who set their phones set to military time are f**king war criminals 15 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Apparently we're putting too much unnecessary effort into reading time, and that is considered stupid by people who actually have to heat their 2 braincells to comprehend the concept of a 24h day.

*non-attention-grabbing whistling* 10 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

is "niggery" a real word?

Much french 18 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

That's exactly what I was gonna say.
So I'll settle for salut pépère.

Pls no 12 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Yeees I found it with a friend last week. The best were the comments. (guess what, it's more than "finger" licking good apparently).

Everyone has a first day some day 3 comments

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

I read it as "he was not a murderer" at first and thought she knew what she was doing with a 3rd degree social justice warrior parody.