PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Artè, a history 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
That's International Klein Blue, and sure, seeing it is fun, but the interest of the painting is more on the concept. So he didn't bullshit it, he just didn't let himself be hindered by something that only looked like an inconvenience and used his brains yo overcome it.
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Smaug is on Forbes 500 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
It's fun how someone tried to imagine an extravagantly enormous fortune, outside of their scope of realism, yet some people possess more. The point being that a fortune too big to enter the realm of what could be consider possible by some is disproportionate for a human being, and when some people struggle to live with less, it brings into question the repartition of riches between someone who couldn't eat their money if they tried and someone who can't eat at all.
To anyone who needs to hear this. 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Top left and right are always fun because it leads you to never talk to people first because surely you're an inconvenience and they're just talking to you out of obligation, while in reality, who has the time to talk with people they dislike?
But the actual good part is that when you get out of it you can be struck by happiness because there are people who voluntarily talk to you and that's :D
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afterlife 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
To reverse to my current state asap
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I’ve always said I wanna try mammoth meat 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Part of me wants to be that bitch who says "depending on what you consider, birds are avian dinosaurs, so by eating chicken we taste dinosaurs".
But the other is going to get a T-rex steak and if that's how I die, then so be it!
According to Steve Brusatte at the University of Edinburgh, it would have tasted like chicken, given that birds evolved from them. But maybe the density of the meat would have been different. About toxicity, I know about the mineral content difference but I'm not sure it would make them toxic. I haven't read about that.
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Haggis is Underrated 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Your car must have the freshest smell.
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Haggis is Underrated 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
What have you been doing with the sheep stomach?
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Get sucking 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
*gets distracted and blows to make bubbles*
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I am a simple man, I like simple things. 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
That monkey seems concerned or vaguely afraid. Are monkeys threatened by abs? Can anyone with abs tell me if they're a good way to assert dominance over monkeys?
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We got hat bat ppl here? 2 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
@title, does @jokur_and_batmon count as a bat?
Not sure about hat people though.
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Pp + blue pill = MEGA PP 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Side effects often get rebranded as a new product.
The same way, Poppers were originally made to cure anginas.
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I do so appreciate the candidness 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Then if your question is about physically building something, I raise you Brewarrina Fish Traps. Those are possibly one of the oldest set of manmade constructions in the world, consisting on stone walls (about 1km long) which divided the course of river so that fish would then get trapped in small enclosures.
It isn't the same type of structure as an aquaduct, as it was made to answer other needs obviously, so it doesnt majestically rise above water, yet the "size, design and complexity" are of enough "value" to have gotten them on the World's Heritage list.
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celeary 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
I meant anything, but everything works too, it just requires some patience.
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Haggis is Underrated 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
No, let me get this clear, you're supposed to stay as far away as possible from this monstrosity, but some people do eat this.
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tism 3 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Ah yes.
Well I'm a muggle, muggleborn, and apparently too tired/dumb for Hogwarts education anyways!
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I do so appreciate the candidness 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
I think it partly depends on the meaning of "make". Aborigines have more of an oral culture (even though they still have a material one too), and since the transmission of legends is very strict in their culture, to ensure it doesn't change meaning or gets diluted from one generation to another, they are passed down in a very neat condition. Which has led to scientists noticing that we now have basically witness accounts of some events that happened thousands of years ago. That's the intangible equivalent to a monument, but harder to see.
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What a wonderful world 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Is this rethorical or are you looking for step-by-step instructions?
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"my good b*tch" is the cutest insult I've heard today 5 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Maybe, yeah. I think the point was more generally speaking that he seems to consider a problem the fact that the baristas are wearing their pronouns. But sure, offended was probably a bit strong.
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Never use responsibility 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Yeah, I've written fanfics too, but it's just... I'd like for stuff to get published to feel like a "real" writer, and be reassured I'm not just someone who scribbles stuff thinking it makes sense when it's, in fact, horrible, because everyone can throw an assembly of words on paper or a computer screen, but I think that being a writer, as opposed to just writing, takes some skills. And using the power of words unwisely on some scribble that will stay in my drawer is no fun.
celeary 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
You can tickle a bum with everything if you're brave enough, I guess.
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mad 7 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
@NASA, I think @nelson should get a raise.
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Haggis is Underrated 9 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
All of these steps are weird but ok, the part that gets me is when they eat it.
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When a big girl tries to pole dance 8 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
The pillar was probably never straight, but acted like it was to blend in.
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Forbidden French onion sopa 6 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
My fatass thought it was a giant pastel de nata
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Never use responsibility 11 comments
purplepumpkin · 2 years ago
Publishing houses don't agree with you at the moment.
But you know what? I hope you get to see something as beautiful as a million bubbles reflecting the sun today.
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