purplepumpkin
I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Ouch
*recoils due to shock*
Damn I'm not sure what you are, except for an interesting opponent
*takes back some breath*
*uses the brand to hit you in the head*
(if anyone wants to help me...^^)
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Edited 3 years ago
*recoils due to shock*
Damn I'm not sure what you are, except for an interesting opponent
*takes back some breath*
*uses the brand to hit you in the head*
(if anyone wants to help me...^^)
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
*looks at that*
*goes to the chimney and uses burning brands to heat up the blade inside your flesh until it's unbearable*
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*goes to the chimney and uses burning brands to heat up the blade inside your flesh until it's unbearable*
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
*puts forearm in front of my neck to protect it and points my sword forward, waiting for you to self-impale*
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Wait you're not growing an arm from your ankle?
*switches blade to my other hand again*
*goes for your right knee*
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*switches blade to my other hand again*
*goes for your right knee*
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This post has read directly in my brain 60 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
*blade goes flying*
*catches it with my other hand*
*swings at the back of your thigh*
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*catches it with my other hand*
*swings at the back of your thigh*
What works for you may be crippling to others 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
I agree with that!
Just two days ago I was talking with a friend about learning to give tours and we realised that a gentle "we're here to learn" works well on him because it creates an ambiance of "mistakes don't matter", while for me I feel a bit like a child and don't thrive in it, although it's ok. But the thing that motivates me the most and pushes anxiety on the side is "I don't believe you can do it", because it gives me a goal, while it pressures him too much and he underperforms. (still, on the long run I'd rather have an alternance with gentleness too)
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Just two days ago I was talking with a friend about learning to give tours and we realised that a gentle "we're here to learn" works well on him because it creates an ambiance of "mistakes don't matter", while for me I feel a bit like a child and don't thrive in it, although it's ok. But the thing that motivates me the most and pushes anxiety on the side is "I don't believe you can do it", because it gives me a goal, while it pressures him too much and he underperforms. (still, on the long run I'd rather have an alternance with gentleness too)
The Lincoln samurai fax conspiracy! 2 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Ooh that reminds me of this post where they said that a samurai, a slave and an Aztec guy could have met. I like these stuff that look made-up.
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Hol' up
*clip-clops to the shelves and frantically looks up The rules of swordfighting*
Well, they don't say it's forbidden, so I guess this works.
*throws the book at your head and charges*
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*clip-clops to the shelves and frantically looks up The rules of swordfighting*
Well, they don't say it's forbidden, so I guess this works.
*throws the book at your head and charges*
Smh Julia 39 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Oh no that was just a suggestion, I'm open to other dates.
As for location I think we're all pretty far away, from what I know we have France, England, Mauritius, America? (my hypothesis for funkmasterrex) and I don't know where you're from. We should find the middle ground, hopefully it won't be at sea.
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As for location I think we're all pretty far away, from what I know we have France, England, Mauritius, America? (my hypothesis for funkmasterrex) and I don't know where you're from. We should find the middle ground, hopefully it won't be at sea.
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Pompeius hitchhiking with his d*ck out, Ist century BC 6 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Oh my, what a dashing look! Can you hitchhike to places that aren't police stations wearing this?
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I've wondered and all I can say for sure is that he's part of the mural (for context, this is in Pompey's theatre). It wasn't uncommon back then to add elements that would give an impression of 3D and mess up a bit with people expectations, and I think that's the case here. So my best guess is: a random dude added there to make visitors go "bamboozle! He was part of the wall!"
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I've wondered and all I can say for sure is that he's part of the mural (for context, this is in Pompey's theatre). It wasn't uncommon back then to add elements that would give an impression of 3D and mess up a bit with people expectations, and I think that's the case here. So my best guess is: a random dude added there to make visitors go "bamboozle! He was part of the wall!"
Fillosuffee 8 comments
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Oh my that's so nice of you, thanks!
*Bleeds profusely*
I'm sorry that I'm aiming at your thigh, from less high than usual because my knee is now weak.
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*Bleeds profusely*
I'm sorry that I'm aiming at your thigh, from less high than usual because my knee is now weak.
Smh Julia 39 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Ok guys we should definitely do that irl at some point, let's say in 5 years, that'd be fun.
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Fillosuffee 8 comments
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
*slides to the side and hits your blade from underneath with my knee*
hey that ripped my cloak!
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hey that ripped my cloak!
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purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
*stares in awe*
9/10!
*quickly regains composure and jumps back, sword in defense mode*
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9/10!
*quickly regains composure and jumps back, sword in defense mode*
They’re disgusting 23 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Ok so the 80% were for children. My numbers were for adults who actually regretted after completing the transition, hence the discrepancy.
I'm gonna look up the studies they mention (tomorrow), but then it looks like indeed, children are both too young for sex and irreversible surgical changes, which isn't the plot twist of the year, but it was a nice conversation :)
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I'm gonna look up the studies they mention (tomorrow), but then it looks like indeed, children are both too young for sex and irreversible surgical changes, which isn't the plot twist of the year, but it was a nice conversation :)
They’re disgusting 23 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
Interesting, thanks! I did know of some associations working to help cure pedophilia before people acted on it, but I thought having fantasies was sufficient to be diagnosed even if not to the point of distress. The more you know!
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A birb (Northern cardinal) with a fancy style (bilateral gynandromorphism) 3 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
That would explain its resting "don't touch me I'm famous" bitch face.
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They’re disgusting 23 comments
purplepumpkin
· 3 years ago
(I did see a "makeshift" survey that gathered 203 responses on social media, which is both high for the time it was available and low considering the number of transgenders. Mainly, it would have been more intelligent to make a survey that asked people if they were happy with their transition, to compare numbers. Nor sure of the relevance of this, but I didn't find studies where a lot of people regretted transition so I took this)
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I'm adding a cat and chocolate.
Anything else we need?