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My grandfather served in Korea. He never talks about it, but the elephant in the room is that we all know he killed people, and he doesn't know we know. He's dying and thinks he's taking it to his grave, which is fine I suppose. We'll never tell him, either. Unfortunately, the trauma he experienced resulted in him treating his wife and children like slaves. Six lives ruined by war. As he once told me, after an evening of describing the sounds of dying women and children, "War solves NOTHING."

He paid for the chicken's treatment with his own money. I want to hug him. What a lovely boy!

Kinda jealous actually

This is for gays only sorry guys

1120 likes in two days... damn

L O N G B O I

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...

If they did, they now live in a rich person's basement in Hollywood Hills

¡Las chanclas!

It must be sad to see McMansions every single day when you wake up.

I feel like this is something Dwight Schrute would attempt to make and then sell to an innocent person in parking lot

Shove it down deep inside where it will never, ever see the light of day.

I still don't understand why some men think we're so complicated. When we're sad, we want love. When we're happy, we want love. When we're hungry, we want food. When we want sex, we say so. When we don't, we say so. When we say something, we mean exactly what we say. Except if we say we're fine. That means "please comfort me." There you go!

That's what the kids call a "big mood"

It's 2019, we're going for personality now!

"These babies" oh my heart

Wow, that's not a stolen tweet!