Well, Netflix definitely knows their demographic pretty damn well.

I cringed at this, SO hard.

i like this much more, when a person proposes to someone, all they get is this sparkly thing on a thin loop.

i take things people with meme icons say with a full quarter of a salt quarry.

the 16ths my birthday dont associate my bday with stupidity please

I`m A Cancer but honestly I`d be more like a Pisces in this situation.

dear god

Or when you`re running away from something in a dream.

egg

Urgh 2 days left, and they`re half days. I don`t get why these days aren`t optional.

I was a nerd as a kid and got to level 20 as a ninja on Free Realms
I kicked everyone`s ass

Oh man, Attack On Titan would be something you need to wear a scuba mask to read.

I love how I can figure out who`s not in America (generally) by whether they say "fries" or "chips"

I got one: An elf walks into a bar, a hobbit laughs and walks under it.

My family and I just always leave the lid up, it`s not that big a deal to us.

if that happened to me I would be like "no no no no NO, get it out rn i swear to god"

except most teens have their phones on them at all times, increasing the chance of it falling and cracking. they have the phones on them a lot more then they have sex, so the need in the long run for a case on the phone more than a condom at all times, though i still encourage stashin` a few around the house.

Fuck the police, god-damn.

One time I told this dude he had the brain size of a peanut and he corrected me saying "Walnut." I am not shitting you.

I heard you can clean a toaster in a bathtub full of water.