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Best friends walk in each other's shoes. 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I want some slippers made out of bunnies
Kill me now 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
U used Pepe you're a racist. Probably don't like women either. Want them to earn less or stay at home. What a gosh darn nazi. Probably only pro life when minorities are involved. I'm not serious
Kill me now 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Indifference is in the middle of the love to hate scale
Mexican 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Mojado
Garbage collector appreciation!  25 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Even when there's a full blown war? It's a good thing when you're military personnel hurt less often than garbage collectors isn't it?
MIB predicted kim K 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I mean I'd still hit it
It's all about location 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sandy is smarter than spongebob and Patrick so it would be a better idea to ask her. Obviously
Such beautiful innocence 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I love when sluts get caught.
I'll volunteer 19 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Lol jungle fever
Traitor 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
He probably gets free Pepsi all the time probably just looking for some variety most likely
Most popular queen ever 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Was it called queen cuz they were gay or was that coincidence?
Stan Lee you naughty 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Probably because you can't have the Netflix and chill with her because of her loose pussy and asshole and swollen tonsils from all those huge pee pees going in and out of her for years.
Farm kid 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Great. Men are women and women are men. How do you eat that much and only weigh 130 pounds? Is boot camp co-ed? Does the marine corps give out numerous medals just for shooting well at boot camp?
No one born successful... Unless you're wealthy 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Only 1/3 of the richest people in the world were born wealthy. Ppl gain and loose money all the time. The people who were in the 10% ten years ago aren't the same people there today. And almost everyone is wealthier than their great grandparents were.
Wait for it 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Dude she's got a pretty face, but a relatively average body. Not that hot really. Plus you add the fact that she's one of those feminists that believes the wage gap is a sign of word wide misogyny and you get a overrated young lady of average beauty.
Overprotecting fathers 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Ok let's be an asshole and not be respectful to your daughter and see how much u like it, ya dumb fuck.
Overprotecting fathers 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Means you chop his dick and balls off and fuck the hole, the fuck u think it means?
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Uuhhhhhhhhh 22 comments
guest · 2 years ago
oh look. Another person who thinks they understand the Vietnam war because they saw a movie that said the U.S. was soundly defeated.
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True actually 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Wow wHat a great idea! Let's just blame Britain for all this conflict!!!!
Even though this is literally the most peaceful time period ever.
And history isn't that black and white.
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Not even I am THAT petty 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's when you just grab the little guy, turn him around, and fuck him in the ass and make him your bitch. Make the wife watch too.
i always knew they were shifty those cramps 17 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Aright that really sucks but what tf are dudes supposed to do about it?
"I ain't racist, and neither is trump" starter kit 32 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Voted for trump. Check
Own a truck. Check
Got Texas, American, and Gadsden flag stickers on the truck. Check
Not all my friends are white. Check.
Well I guess I'm a racist.
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Hindsight fellas 26 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Being white is a bad thing now apparently
(tries not to put anything condescending in the title) 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Good lord. The U.S. will be fine. All this "America is destroying itself and is turning into an anti freedom dictatorship" lie is suuuuper annoying.
ohsnap 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
And they wonder why ppl call it fake news
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J.K. Rowling citing her own fiction 29 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Which one?
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Deep 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Ok. Right yeah because ethical communism exists.
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American society 48 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Punishing people who commit crimes by taking money from them instead of sending them to prison isn't realistic in America. The average income of those who commit crimes in America is lower that those in Sweden, if we follow the logic of the post. So if the criminals are committing crimes because they don't have money then how is a monetary punishment going to work? Especially on a country this big. What do you dudes think? Am I wrong? Am I looking from the wrong angle?
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Neal Brennan makes a good point 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Sorry needmorec4, but you're a douchbag. You basically said that every southerner hates gays atheists and blacks like it's 1950. You're fucking retarded if you don't think things have changed in the south in almost 70 years. It's ironic that you suggest that all of them are hateful and you yet are the one insulting them because you have a predjudice against southerners. Dumbass.
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Im supposed to be studying for my speech exam 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Underrated????? She literally spoke in front of the UN about feminism. The only credentials she has is being in a movie series and going to college. She literally had the world as her audience talking about feminist myths.
The goblet of fire 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I've always wondered why do people light certain drinks on fire? Not just this one others too. Does anyone know?
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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 2 years ago
You can't what?
Only life 2 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No cashier would judge someone's smoking habits. More smoking=more need for nicotine fix= more Cigarette buying= more business=more money to cashier. Sorry, but this fact just kinda killed the joke for me.
When people get married too soon 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Guest above me is dumb. The safest way to ride a bike is to not ride one. The safest way to have sex is to not have it. The best way not to over cook food is to not cook. Do I really need to explain why that guest is dumb?
Michelle Obama dunking on LeBron James 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
That's so fucking lame
Spongebob predicted this 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Am I the only one who never thought she was that pretty?
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Proof that humans would rather kill their own instead of puppies 28 comments
guest · 2 years ago
What the fuck kind of world do we live in that people value animal lives over human lives? Fuck those puppies. I would gladly go through all that work to save a baby.
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Bruce Lee facts 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee were good friends so I'm guessing Bruce Lee didn't take Norris for a joke.
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Bruce Lee facts 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Wesley Snipes was also too fast for the camera and had to slow down when filming fight scenes in Blade.
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Goals 23 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Ask him how many guys he pulls
One truth one lie 14 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Is it just me or is she hotter in this movie than she was in blood diamond?
What did you do as a 14 year old 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Dude that's fucked up
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That's very dense 18 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What a shit hole
So deep man 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
So I should just jerk myself off then?
It's how you treat dogs 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Lenny loves rabbits but I bet you wouldn't let him anywhere near your dog u fuckin hypocrite
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Accidental nudity 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I saw my aunt come out of the shower and denied it even though we made eye contact. Never seen a naked female since. I was 8.
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Why are we not funding this yet? 21 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Fuck that shit lets just use stupid people and prisoners and war criminals and scientologists as a source of power matrix style. Who's with me?
Drop that bomb 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When she dies her possessions will be mine. All ur fuckin lamps and plates we only use on thanksgiving are now MINE!!!!
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Children are demons 19 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Until ur 45 and barren now. Studies show most women over the age of 50 who didn't have kids regret it.
Foxes are just misunderstood creatures 28 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Yaaaaay this fox is a pussy that cant live in its natural environment because it was raised in the nfws!