Prom alone

Fun Fact: He was also the only one not to catch the herp.

Aaaaand that would be me

The girl on the left looks like a mermaid.

Elsa?

*In Patrick's voice*
Well, maybe it's because you're ugly

I need to learn that face.

Why would you do that to yourself? Some kind of deranged emotional masochism? Doing that makes you the ultimate third wheel and subject to the derision of the other attendees.
.
I didn't go to prom. I had several reasons, but the lack of a date was a contributing one.