[insert entitlement here]

My friend does this all the time and she acts so smart when she uses long words and it's so annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No fucking way, my friend does this and she says that the photosynthesis is hurting my cranium

I couldn't be more bicrescentic

I hate it when the wind is so powerful it antidisestablishmentairianism the sun and discombobulates the wifi at my house.

Or when they try to change ordinary things to sound smart.
"Oh so what you do for a living?"
" I'm a Urban Sanitation Redevelopment Technician Specialist.
In other words a garbage man.

That is so pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, man.
(That is an actual word, by the way.)