Joke

Am I the only one who just doesn't find this funny?

Has it really gotten to the point of having to write joke as the title because people take it to seriously??

In the original joke the guy jumps off after the girl says that

A fallacy that I saw right from the get go was the "I'm going to commit suicide" line. This keyed me in on that this was fake immediately. In my 3 years as helping hand when someone was on the verge of suicide I've never heard not read (through text) them say "I'm going to commit suicide". It was always I'm going to kill myself, I'm done, or etc but I've never heard a suicidal person explicitly say "I'm going to commit suicide." Many if not most used other words to replace words such as kill or suicide. Sorry just something I've observed over the pas my 3 years.

Famous from being a good kisser?

I'm a bridge and I find this offensive