The funny thing is it doesn't kill sperm

Bob Marley has 14 (official) children. Argument invalidated.

Well thanks a lot Sherlock, now everyone knows..

I bet my hand kills more sperm

No sorry to tell you, when i was in high school the hoys thought low sperm due to pot dmoking was good bc they wouldnt have to worry about pregnancy

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It kills brain cells which unlike other cells, don't grow back