This has gone too far

At least I'll die happy

Would have told the cashier to shut their whore mouth and then told the manager that you don't shop there to get lip from the staff.

I would have paid for it, said don't bag it, opened it, and ate it raw right there while I looked directly in her eyes.

Tell that cashier that he/she is supposed to have words come from their mouth, not their ass.

Reply with "so do you"

Alright, here is the stats on the whole processed meat cancer thing. 50 grams of bacon every day (about 5 peices) raises your chance of colon cancer from 5 percent to 5.9 percent.
I think its worth

<_< Besides the new cancer research thingy. She could have also meant if a terrorists like Isis finds bacon in your home, you might have a death wish then too. That was my first thought anyway.

Sounds like a Muslim cashier. Be careful, you might get beheaded for eating pork or even have your whole neighborhood shot and bombed.