My thinking... If they ducks, they're cool. if they geese, don't trust those bastards and run as fast as you can. Geese attack and bite, it's sore. I'm ask worried that my phone keeps trying to type dicks instead of ducks. My phone knows the truth
They're ducks, so you'll be terribly hurt and mangled but at least your soul will be intact and you'll survive. If they were geese... you'd be already dead.
WESSA!!!!