So this is what I dealt with today at my LA Fitness Pool
9 years ago by guest · 2276 Likes · 45 comments · Popular
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
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I'd swim faster
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mickymouse
· 9 years ago
And kick above water so I splash her
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chu
· 9 years ago
And fuck up your form enough that everything you do makes a bunch of splash and noise but not bad enough that you lose too much speed.
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frostbite
· 9 years ago
I'm losing my faith in humanity almost every day now
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itsamemaria
· 9 years ago
Isn't the point to push yourself, regardless of anyone around you.
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lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
your grammar is killing me.
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guest
· 9 years ago
It's oppressive to call someone out on their poor grammar, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Yes, now we must shun those with correct grammar!
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lindsmolinari
· 9 years ago
@ guest no. 1, are you fucking joking?? i don't mind if people write shit in poor grammar or talk in poor grammar if they're learning. sure, learn away. but i do expect if someone makes a fucking post, that they'll fucking proof-read it at least once before posting it. not doing so is fucking offensive to everyone who reads that post because the op obviously didn't care enough to check those 5 fucking words again after typing them and that is disrespectful. if people can proof-read whole fucking novel-sized fanfictions, you sure can check the grammar basics before making a 5 word meme, or can't you?
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rwby_rose
· 9 years ago
Calm your tits and learn to take a goddamn joke.
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cactuscake
· 9 years ago
Psst hey, I think lindsmolinari just made a joke. Noone realizes sarcasm anymore and that offends me >:( mreeh
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guest
· 9 years ago
God damn calm you Tittys it's all a joke
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bethorien
· 9 years ago
we need a sarcasm symbol to come standard with every keyboard
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wecontrolthechaos
· 9 years ago
The future Handicapper General, ladies and gentlement. (Anyone read Harrison Bergeron?)
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lucky11
· 9 years ago
Yes, and I can almost picture the added weights to make sure everyone is "fair".
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guest
· 9 years ago
Wot dafuq m8
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deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i dunno i have a hard time believing this really happened. if someone really did utter those lines i feel like it would only be an attempt at a joke.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Same. I feel like the maker was probably swimming and told not to splash people beside them so much or something smilar--maybe rudely--and decided to embellish a little to ride the "everyone's too sensitive" coattails.
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funsubstanceuser
· 9 years ago
I 'm pretty sure that guest just made it up. It's very much in fashion to discredit any kind of people who stand up for equality and fairness as whiny, wimpy hippie stereotypes. The dark side is trying to take over the net.
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therainbow
· 9 years ago
I was doing some exercises for my lifeguard training and I had to do a dive I dive down making not that big of a splash after I come up a woman in her mid 40's starts yelling at me for ruining her hair which had like 2 droplets of water on it thankfully my teacher comes up asking me what's wrong I explain what happened he tells me to get back to my exercises and the woman started yelling at him saying she'll sue and the next thing I know is she's being evicted from the pool
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cactuscake
· 9 years ago
Haha :D
therainbow
· 9 years ago
I know :)
nicholaskain
· 9 years ago
*sees
calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
I'd just stare blankly at her until she walked away.
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alxx
· 9 years ago
I call bs.
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knine_187
· 9 years ago
obvious troll, is obvious.first thing that I thaught of
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willm1123
· 9 years ago
dude come on that is weak
guest
· 9 years ago
They're the reason people are becoming mass murderers.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Sadly our country is harbouring the weak and less capable than the able and more capable. Schools can't give less that 60% as a grade. Thanks to Obama.
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therainbow
· 9 years ago
How does this have anything to do with it?
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phanofbands
· 9 years ago
And they can give less than 60% I'm in school so I know this...so idk what the fuck kinda drugs youre on but uhh alrighty then xD
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therainbow
· 9 years ago
Me or the guest?
phanofbands
· 9 years ago
The guest. He/she said they cant give less than 60% grades at schools and thats completely innacurate
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chu
· 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure the education part is due to the No Child Left Behind thing.
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therainbow
· 9 years ago
Oh ok
guest
· 9 years ago
Lol yes thats what i meant. No child left behind. Our systems way of we should just tell him he's smart when he's actually dumb. I feel like they left him behind already by doing that.
phanofbands
· 9 years ago
Okay people we get it. It seems unlikely. Some of us don't think this happened. Its the internet. STFU NOT EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE AND WE ALL KNOW THIS SO STOP WHINING YA BIG BABIES XD geez Louise guys I see people comment that on these memes all the time just shut up honestly xD
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avengerrox1
· 9 years ago
Wait you're not gone I heard you left
rwby_rose
· 9 years ago
She returned.
avengerrox1
· 9 years ago
I see that
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man
· 9 years ago
That person has relinquished their right to life and their status as human. Ending their existence would be mercy.
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gloriouslypurposed
· 9 years ago
funny, that's how I view your existence after that idiotic comment
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gloriouslypurposed
· 9 years ago
and today on "suuure, that happened"
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guest
· 9 years ago
Call bullshit
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deleted
· 8 years ago
War has changed.
