I'm also terrible at reading signals and I've decided the best way is to blatantly ignore all of them, even the ones I do catch, so that eventually they'll give up or punch me in the face and tell me exactly what they want.
sorry. ive had coffee which really fucks with my head/emotional level for some reason so im either super hyper and insane or ready to rip people's heads off
Happened to me just today, I got it but I didn't want to. Then she literally told me to hug her then she hugged me, against my will and without my consent. Im filing for sexual harrasment.
If I say I'm cold, I mean that we should have a dog that can rip off faces if you give it the right command in german, and also provide body heat as it cuddles on my stomach.
i love to rant about gender stereotypes so: females are supposed to be passive, that's the main trait of our gender. being cold is pasive while asking for a hug might be percieved as stepping out of the boundaries of gender roles, makign the woman who says it 'less female' and thus less atractive to straight males (assuming the one you want a hug from is one of those). tl;dr : we're afraid to ask for a hug because it might look like we're coming onto the guy or whatever, ruining the gross stereotype of 'men = hunters' and ending up in being walked away from.
the safest way to go when a girl says she's cold would be to ask her if she wants your jacket or if it's really fucking cold, start a science-ish speech on how body heat is best perserved by direct contact. if she's into it, just hug her. if she goes like ಠ_ಠ, throw in some convection/radiation talk and make it look like you wanna discuss some physics. if nothing else it'll make you look smart.
i'm not sure if you're complimenting my thoughts on the subject or if you're trying to slip me some lethatl sarcasm so perhaps a bit of a clarification, if you can spare the time? thanks :)
B. How are flowers gay?
HOMOSEXUALS ASSEMBLE!!
the safest way to go when a girl says she's cold would be to ask her if she wants your jacket or if it's really fucking cold, start a science-ish speech on how body heat is best perserved by direct contact. if she's into it, just hug her. if she goes like ಠ_ಠ, throw in some convection/radiation talk and make it look like you wanna discuss some physics. if nothing else it'll make you look smart.