Goldman Sachs Guide to being a man

Please may all men read this! With the exception of being superficial etc. for the most part, it's so helpful!

And how'd this work out for Goldman Sachs?

-People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
Well they'd probably get tired of me being the cynical, depressing chick even faster.

so much bloody shit in one post... a REAL does his own bloody thing and doesnt give a flying monkey fuck about the shit other people think. bloody kids today, use yer fucking brain from time to time!

pretty unaccompanied girls very probably do not want you to talk to them

>only men should do these things

TL;DR

time is too short to do your own laundry? Then who is supposed to do it seriously so stupid. If you can't afford to pay someone else that then what have your mother or ect. do it? No a man can do housework and take care of himself that's an adult.
AND MY FINAL POINT DEADPOOL DOES HIS LAUNDRY SO THERE