The only cultural shock in the US & Canada: No handheld showers?!

Tf are you talking about? My showerhead detaches just fine.

I don't have a handheld shower, and never have specifically washed my butt... The water just kinda goes there? I suppose I never thought about it being unsanitary or anything.

Soap and water like everyone else

umm...i don't know where you were visiting, but we most certainly have handheld showers in canada. the only place you usually can't find them are in some hotels...but of course in canada we wash our butts with a good maple syrup scrub and use a hockey stick to wipe

That bottom pic is about right... Little more hand on cheek spread, but it's accurate.

You gotta turn it on gatling gun mode first.

Delta In2ition shower head.

Pretty much

Here, we wash our asses with pure excretion of freedom and wipe with an eagle feather.

Same as you, first we get nice and wet...

Funstats,,,,, you mean you ain't washed yo crack since yo mama did it for you? That makes me feel dirty Ima go wash mine right now.......cuz like wow