YESSSSS *claps*

He's an intellectual attractive, which is like regular attractive, but with sexy intelligence to go with it.

Hey, even better.

Yay he has a brain

I do love brains.

Then you'll simply ADORE mine.
It's thick and juicy and throbbing with knowledge and personality. ;)

Oh good. Mine is a whirlwind of bits of facts and knowledge, which erases and un-erases at random times. And it has a tendency to produce terribly confusing nightmares. And it has a few different personalities and a few tics, as well as a tendency to create hallucinations of the olfactory nature.

Hey, just as long as your nightmares don't cause you to steal my sheets, it's all good.

What happened? This was an innocent post. O.o

Well. That escalated quickly.
My brain tends to produce the strangest, most f*cked up shit imaginable on a daily basis, and a lot of it gets turned into stories.

That's cool that you make stories! I hope to write and illustrate children's books. And yeah, that escalated quickly. It's rude to plan a sleepover in front of someone without inviting them. I love pajama parties. I would have brought brownies. I guess I'll just leave.

@kakaburra There is no such thing as an innocent post. Not here on funsubstance

*ominous laughter as the screen rapidly turns red*

*tries to wipe it off* Dang it, I hate it when my screen starts bleeding

*maniacal laughter*
You can't clean it off. *giggles evilly*

*sigh* no more internet for me until I can cleanse this. That's the seventh time since I've joined. Thanks a lot, silvermyth

You're welcome. * cackles insanely*