You just have to listen

At first I thought she was giving him head

I paid the mortgage.

does "you're a disappointment " and "you're an embarrassment to this family" count?

"I brought you pizza"
"Here's my Netflix password"

I don't have to even like someone to tell them to put their seatbelt on.

I need rest so badly, but nobody tells me to get any.

Ah, so the guy at the restaurant with the random slight drop off loves me. Or he just doesn't want to me to take legal action against him and his precious gelato.

"safe word is flapjacks"