When you play an instrument and see this. I mean, someone wrote it, so someone knows how to play it, and that lowers my self esteem. I saw this and I started hyperventilating, right now I feel like crying.
This dude on the piano nails it. Sounds awesome actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2c7oRD_6_Q
Oh yes, and after hearing the full score on a computer, ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss ) there's fucking 32nd notes in this bitch. IF you don't know, thats 8x faster than the beat of the song. Kinda hard to play with one finger.
Sorry mate, that's the wrong one. Some other guy decided to take the song "Final Savage Sister, Flandre S." and pretend it was Faerie's Aire (probably to troll the shit out of people), and people confuse them all the time. This one is a lot more accurate: https://youtu.be/sCgT94A7WgI
"Cool timpani with small fan"
"Like a dirigible"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Gong duet"
"Add bicycle"
"Duck"
"Insert the peanuts"
"Rotate embouchures"
This has to be fucking fake
Enough! The sheet music of Death Waltz is nothing close to a coherent piece! The closer I look, the even worse the piece is! The dynamic markings, the time signatures, the sheer mess of spaghetti formed by the notes and note ties!
But... thats what I said.
I said its impossible, but this guy came close. Not that he did the thing, just he did the best that I've seen for a human being in my opinion.
Jeeze.
Line C: You know the start of the mission impossible theme, where it rapidly alternates the two notes? Yeah, good luck doing that with up to 14, bitch.
Line D: See that note with approximately 20,000 stripes? Yeah, that's a 1/8192 note at the end, good luck.
Line D (Continued): 10x forte, or fortississississississississississimo. Technically possible, although a human playing the instrument will most likely break it before it sounds like it's supposed to. What's that, you're playing the saxophone Jimmy? Yeah, the wind will actually tear through the thin metal before it gets to that pitch.
Lines I&J: Okay, that marking is a- oh, that is a- what is- okay, right there- SCREW THIS JUST SEARCH DYNAMIC MARKINGS.
Line K,L: Those notes dropped faster than a tennager in puberty.
Right to Line Q: Oh, you see that's a... that... th- that's probably just a graphical error, MOVING ON! (in all seriousness, see Line C for details.)
Also, the note markings are beautiful, look for them yourself.
Oh yes, and after hearing the full score on a computer, ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss ) there's fucking 32nd notes in this bitch. IF you don't know, thats 8x faster than the beat of the song. Kinda hard to play with one finger.
https://youtu.be/KRRx8kYZAIY
"Like a dirigible"
"Rests are imaginary"
"Gong duet"
"Add bicycle"
"Duck"
"Insert the peanuts"
"Rotate embouchures"
This has to be fucking fake
I said its impossible, but this guy came close. Not that he did the thing, just he did the best that I've seen for a human being in my opinion.
Jeeze.
"Remove cattle from stage"
"Play ball!"
"Have a nice day"
"Light explosives now.......and......now"
"Keep both feet together"
Line D: See that note with approximately 20,000 stripes? Yeah, that's a 1/8192 note at the end, good luck.
Line D (Continued): 10x forte, or fortississississississississississimo. Technically possible, although a human playing the instrument will most likely break it before it sounds like it's supposed to. What's that, you're playing the saxophone Jimmy? Yeah, the wind will actually tear through the thin metal before it gets to that pitch.
Lines I&J: Okay, that marking is a- oh, that is a- what is- okay, right there- SCREW THIS JUST SEARCH DYNAMIC MARKINGS.
Line K,L: Those notes dropped faster than a tennager in puberty.
Right to Line Q: Oh, you see that's a... that... th- that's probably just a graphical error, MOVING ON! (in all seriousness, see Line C for details.)
Also, the note markings are beautiful, look for them yourself.