(What the squwiribnork do you mean, "there is no human equivalent?" Glorbnakh is the most convenient form of freengdle in existence, and relatively tasty, too. There must be something close)
(Are you telling me that Acquisitions sent us to a planet with no freengdle analogues? What in the name of Drungshrrr are they hoping to accomplish with this? If this is about 'valuable probing data' I swear I'm defecting to the Trwyzzyzks.)
(I did question the ongoing broadcasts by the orange one. It's much clearer now.)
Apologies, hu-mans, my 'manager' wished to inform me that we are 'out' of Glorbnakh. We do still have many of 'hamburger,' though, so you can still 'buy' 'food.'
I hate when people say something like, "We need to talk." ... Why do you have to give me a heart attack while my brain runs wild with everything that could possibly be wrong? Please don't preface it like that! Just say what you need to say!
I hate this one as well:
"Can I say something without you getting mad?"
Like, I'm now mad that you said it like that, so no, you can't say anything without me getting mad.
Aaaand the dramatic moment is ruined cause I forgot to log in. And yes I did notice the tweet below the other one but laughing and coughing are horrible too.
Apologies, hu-mans, my 'manager' wished to inform me that we are 'out' of Glorbnakh. We do still have many of 'hamburger,' though, so you can still 'buy' 'food.'
"Can I say something without you getting mad?"
Like, I'm now mad that you said it like that, so no, you can't say anything without me getting mad.
You only fucking ask WHEN I'M USING IT.
Enjoy that life.