Honestly what would you do ?

He'd be desoriented because of my naked body and my thrust moves then I'll proceed to punch him in the face, pull the shower curtain, make him a burrito and then teabag him until the police comes

Stab them in the eye with my cuticle scissors..

Move to the side while shoving the curtain into him and repeatably punch him in the face until he goes limp

Throw poop in his eye always have some fresh poop ready in the shower

shampoo their eyes

Not be jumpscared by them leaping out at me while I'm peeing

Start fapping off while staring him in the eye. Then after hes all confused I'll throw some shampoo in his eyes and grab my razor and start cutting his eyelids then grab what ever weapon he had if it was a knife I'd tie him up and cut off each finger one by on joint by joint then I'll do that to the rest of his limbs so he's just a nugget then I'll get a stick and shove it up his asshole so it comes out his mouth and hang him up in my front yard

*looks at straight razor in hand* Put up a fight obviously

Put the shower curtain back and run like hell

Ask them if they like what they see

die fully clothed and with my dignity

lose three of my four fingers by trying to open my knife too fast

Rootey tootey point and shootey, duh.

oH GOD KILLIT WITH FIRE

How about...I don't know....run?

You don't get these people: its not that they don't want to get murdered, they just don't want to be surprised.

I'd let them shower first.