What if?

All my others mes must be sleeping or dead which is why I rarely remember my dreams •-•

I really like this :^)

You're looking at your world through a keyhole...

Shit, I must be the mediocre version of myself then

My other me's are having one hell of a wild ride then

Great
So i get stuck with the mundane version of myself
the other me(s) gets all sorts of cool shit

I'm worried for myself

i think im the only alive or somethin cause i never dream anymore

Well my alternate version fucked a hot ass red head last night, so he must be doing well.

I hope not because most of them are dead and the ones that arent are screwed anyway.

well i think me other me's are high af then

Calm down Abed

So my alternate selves are getting tickled to death by dinosaurs?

Well... My other me's need to choose someone and stick with them, because they really move around... One has to at least be the protagonist of a YA novel, though!

I guess other me was left to die in the desert

UPDATE: Apparantly one of the message in an alternate reality has flesh eating worms in his anus...
I'm glad I'm not him

Hits blunt

Oh, so there's a version of me somewhere wandering in her underwear and yelling german insults whilst going to buy a cow-themed dollhouse. Nice. Please put her in an asylum if you see her.

Great, so my other self is straight, a druggie on NZT and for some reason tree of her boyfriend's toes were cut off. Wow, her life is way exciting.

I don't dream so I guess this is the alternate reality where I exist

My other mes have been murderd a lot